You gotta love small towns…

In the past I’ve heard…

“Luckier than a dog with two dicks… both of them working.”


“He’s hornier than a four-peckered goat.”

And then today I heard a 50 year old woman say…

“Oh, I’m busier than a cat covered in shit.”


0 thoughts on “You gotta love small towns…

  1. I always liked, “More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”

    And it doesn’t have the same small-town feel, but I love “Hornier than a brass band.”

  2. Those are funny.

    I’ve got a couple to contribute:

    1. It’s hotter than two rats f-ing in a wool sock.

    2. More awkard than a turd in the punch bowl.

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