You gotta love small towns…

In the past I’ve heard…

“Luckier than a dog with two dicks… both of them working.”

Also…

“He’s hornier than a four-peckered goat.”

And then today I heard a 50 year old woman say…

“Oh, I’m busier than a cat covered in shit.”

Awesome.

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  1. JenBun says:

    Gotta love those crazy sayings! :D

  2. deutlich says:

    woah.

  3. jen says:

    that was your mom wasn’t it.

  4. Essentially Me says:

    The last one made me giggle. Thanks for the laugh.

    :)

  5. Sara says:

    Teaching Kindergarten also allows you to hear some crazy stuff…

  6. A Lil' Irish Lass says:

    I have never, in my life, heard any of those “sayings.” You Canadians are so strange.

  7. mindy says:

    The first two scare me.

    However, I plan to use the third one frequently, and I thank thee.

  8. ~Tim says:

    I always liked, “More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”

    And it doesn’t have the same small-town feel, but I love “Hornier than a brass band.”

  9. Jill says:

    Those are funny.

    I’ve got a couple to contribute:

    1. It’s hotter than two rats f-ing in a wool sock.

    2. More awkard than a turd in the punch bowl.

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