Word Doodlepalooza Day 1: twobuyfour edition

Welcome to the opening of Word Doodlepalooza. Don’t forget to submit your own doodles to take part. (They can be anonymous.)

Our first contributor is twobuyfour — who apparently also thinks that titles are for suckas. Suckas!

School’s out.
I walk home alone.
Carrying my own books
because stupid Brenda
has bigger breasts.
Walking past
house after house.
Brenda’s breasts fifty feet ahead.
Brenda’s books get carried.
Stupid Jeff will do anything
for breasts.
Day after day.
Laughter from the stupids.
This morning I checked.
Still no breasts.
Still no one to carry
my heavy books.

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  1. Chloe says:

    Love it, it reeks of emotion and teen angst.

  2. Chloe says:

    how can I submit my wordoodle.

  3. Anto says:

    what´s a wordoodle? :(

  4. twobuyfour says:

    I didn’t know titles were part of our grade. I would have titled it Brenda’s Breasts, but then it would not have been taken as seriously as it deserves.

    Either way, I hope I win the prize!

  5. Peter DeWolf says:

    Chloe: You can e-mail it to me.

    Anto: What ISN’T a word doodle, is the question.

    twobuyfour: This isn’t a contest. Sharing your doodle with the world is prize enough.

  6. JenBun says:

    Stupid Brenda.

    Nice work, twobuyfour!

    (Peter, I will send mine. Promise. Hooray!)

  7. sid says:

    Ha ha ha. This is friggin brilliant.

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