Who woke THAT guy up?

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  1. Amy says:

    I hope enough time has passed so that this comment will not make cranky Pete even crankier.

    Perhaps you are simplifying the plans of the universe. Maybe the universe is not trying to take away food that you like just for the sake of irritating you. Perhaps the universe is trying to tell you to become a baker as a step toward becoming the author the best selling cookbook series of all time. Yes, I know a cookbook series may sound dull, but you would not write a “dull” cookbook series…it would be delightful and filled humor and fun.

    As for the apple, it is too bad you did not photograph it. I’m sure it would have made for a great conversation piece just like the photo I took years ago of this piece of fruit.

  2. Airam says:

    Ohh I’m sorry Peter is cranky. I hope Peter feels better as the day progresses.

  3. Peter says:

    amy: Thank you for the kind words about my hypothetical future cook book. I’ll be like a male(r) Martha Stewart. Just without the criminal record… as far as you know.

    airam: Thank you! I am less cranky. Thanks to Jazz… and Mandy Moore. For real!

  4. STP says:

    I woke up this morning, looking forward to coming into work so that I could get a nutty bar from the vending machine. I arrived this morning to find that some dumb bastard ate all the nutty bars. I hate people.

  5. Clink says:

    If Cranky Pete and Cranky Clink ever got together, the universe – so intent on fucking with them both – would probably implode.

  6. A Lover and a Fighter says:

    poor cranky pete! he just needed some tlc. and some high-maintenance diet snacks.

  7. Steph says:

    Yeah, the universe picks on me too. Just this morning I got the heel of one of my favourite stiletto’s stuck in a crack in the sidewalk. Snapped it clean off.
    Walking to work in barefeet I managed to step in some gum and stub my toe.

    Good times.

  8. Peter says:

    stp: Did you track them down and punch them in the mind?

    clink: Why is the universe doing it? We clearly could not be more likable.

    al&af: Yes. Exactly! Man, I hope the universe doesn't strike you down for being nice to me. Only cross at cross walks!

    steph: Ouch! I hope that your day improved and that your shoe could be salvaged.

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