white and fluffy

i love the snow.
it covers your foot prints
from when you left.
man, that is dramatic.
overly so.
over it
i always said that you should
use your tongue for more than talking.
i didn’t mean catching snowflakes.
at least it shut you up.
“make a snow angel with me”
you cackled.
i should have
hit you with a shovel.
merry xmas.
you suck.

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15 Responses

  1. Ben says:

    bahahaha this was fantastic.

  2. Sarah says:

    Ahh reminds me of my favorite bitter holiday song – “Yule Shoot Your Eye Out” by Fallout Boy.

  3. Haha. I’m a big fan of snowflakes, but if I got a lot of snow every year, I think I wouldn’t be as excited about it. *shrugs*

  4. Antonella says:

    word-doodle! awesome…what do you have against stupid people and snowflakes?? I’m getting a snowflake tattooed on my ribs on Friday so shutit sucka :P

  5. Merry Christmas, you suck! That will be my new sentiment in Christmas cards!

  6. Pastel Guy says:

    I was wondering what happened to the word doodles. I never know what’s going to come out of your brain.

  7. JenBun says:

    I always say “Nothing says ‘Happy Holidays’ like a blowjob!”

    Well, I’ve probably said it once.

    You suck. Literally!


  8. Noelle says:

    It’s so hard to make snow angels after getting hit with a snow shovel. Trust me, I know.

  9. Ashley says:

    i should have
    hit you with a shovel.

    Best. Line. EVER.

  10. Colleen says:

    Ok, we’re even. I just laughed out loud at your last line!

  11. sid says:

    God JenBun’s funny.

  12. mcmisura says:

    Which would you prefer? a) this moved me to tears
    b)you’re funny as hell c)all of the above.

    Love your blog.

  13. Caitlyn says:

    Your writing is my favorite.

  14. Rachel says:

    Can I frame this?

    I don’t care. I’m going to anyway.

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