Uh oh

The Monkey and her parents were visiting earlier.

The Monkey told me about her starting Tae Kwon Do classes tomorrow.

Then she demonstrated her pre-existing maddish skillz. This involved her walking back and forth in the living room, throwing punches and saying “Wichita! Wichita!”

Then, “I’ll use my nunchuks. And then… Wichita! Wichita!”

Her Dad and I discussed KARATE KID, which, of course, led to her dancing around saying, “Wax on. Wax off. Wax on. Wax off.”

A few moments later…

Monkey’s Dad: This is for SELF-DEFENSE.

Monkey: Uh huh. Yeah. Wichita! Wichita!

As they were leaving…

Monkey (threateningly): Wait until after my class tomorrow.

Peter: You better take more than one class, you little turd.”

Monkey: I’ll only need one class to beat ya! You’ll be my practice dummy!

Peter: You’re my every day dummy. (Not my best work. I was tired!)

Monkey: Well, you’re my every HOUR dummy and —

Then her parents pulled her out the door with them as they left.

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  1. Steph says:

    She owned you again! Every hour dummy!

  2. just me says:

    my brother does jujitsu on me whenever we see each other.

    He always ends up beating the shit out of me and then going “WHAT?! That doesn’t HURT!”

  3. mindy says:

    Did you just post twice on a Saturday??

    What does Kansas have to do with Karate?

    Am I seriously leaving a comment on a Saturday night when clearly I should have better things to do?

    So many questions….

  4. Peter says:

    steph: I really should know better, right?

    just me: If it makes you feel any better, he could grow out of it. I was an absolute bastard to my sister when I was young.

    mindy: I did post twice! You can’t stop me, you can only hope to contain me. She was saying it like “Wich-i-taa!” Hilarious. I am guessing that if I talk to her after her class today, I’ll have blog fodder for tomorrow.

  5. Paige Jennifer says:

    My money is TOTALLY on The Monkey (sorry big guy).

  6. The Stormin Mormon says:

    Love the fact that you’re going to get your ass kicked by the Monkey.

    Enjoy the game today, and just know that while they may not be playing today, the Colts love you as much as you love them. :-)

  7. Airam says:

    You are so screwed buddy. She’s going to kick your ass. I would sleep with one eye open if I were you.

  8. Susie says:

    Yay for 2 posts! The Monkey is adorable.

    GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!! Hope you have a fabouls Super Bowl Sunday!!!!!!

  9. sid says:

    Oh she’s so going to kick your ass after only one day of training.

  10. theselittlemoments says:

    What ever happened to Hiya?

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