I’m Train’s underrated classic “Meet Virginia.” And I’m PISSED.
I have a question that has plagued me lo these many years…
In what world is “Hey, Soul Sister” a more popular song than I am?!?
I was the first track on the first album. I started it all. I deserve some respect.
I’ve finally given girls named Virginia something to be proud of. The state has done little to help. And don’t even get me started on West Virginia.
I’m Meet Fucking Virginia. I’m mysterious. Who is Virginia? Why should you meet her? Does she have cookies?
I’m not sung by half-soused, underfed, overly-(badly)-sexed sorority girls.
I don’t want to start any rumors, but “Hey, Soul Sister” was co-written by Norwegians. Like from Norway. They wanted to call it “Hey, Søul Sister.”
You know, probably.
Listen, first I had to put up with that little Drops of Jupiter bitch and now this? I won’t stand for it. Now that she’s back in the atmosphere, with drops of Jupiter in her hair? Come on, man. I’m sure she’s had drops of worse in her hair.
Did you sail across the sun? It’s 9941 degrees, fucknuts!
So the next time you’re thumbing through your ipod, I hope you’ll overlook the more “popular” options and give me another listen.
I was #21 on U.S. Billboard Mainstream Rock Tracks, sucka.
Train’s underrated classic “Meet Virginia”