Top 10 Pick-up lines to use on girls who voted for Obama

“I just want to spread the wealth… in my pants.”

“I believe in the audacity of grope.”

“When it comes to the “troops,” I favour a gradual and safe pull-out.”

“Socialists share it with everybody.”

“Once you go Barack, you never go… bock.”

“I believe in transparency when it comes to government… and your underwear.”

“It won’t be easy, it won’t be quick, but you and I know that it is time to come together.”

“To support our soldiers, I’ll pay for hummers.”

“You can sit down on my face without preconditions.”

“If anything happens to me midway through, Joe Biden will finish the job.”

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  1. Hope says:

    That’s what she said.


    P.S These are awesome.

  2. Pastel Guy says:

    I’m about to go vote. Maybe I’ll try one or two… OK, maybe I’ll just wait until my wife gets home.

  3. Ashley says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love it! Go Obama :)

  4. those would all win me over :)


  5. AshleyD says:

    Hahahaha. Those are hilarious. The last one is totally my favorite. :)

  6. Chloe says:

    Alright Canadian friends, lets use our telepathic energy to the U.S. today hoping their election turns out better than ours did.

    Also, I wouldn’t want Joe Biden in my pants… just sayin.

  7. JenBun says:

    Fortunately for you and your pick-up lines, this is an election of HOPE!

    (Cupcake sof hope! Wheee!!!)

  8. Lindsay says:

    Wow, these are spectacularly raunchy! A friend of mine is hosting a Red and Blue Party tonight to watch the votes come in and these lines would fit right into the mood of the party, since they are already serving Bailout Beer and Donkey Punch.

  9. AuburnKat says:

    HAHA! Those were pretty darn funny!

  10. katelin says:

    haha. these are pretty funny.

  11. Katie says:

    oh these are just horrible. but I like them! :)

  12. sid says:

    I’d like to you try one of those out … Let us know if it works.

  13. Krista says:

    Go forth and try them out. Return and report.

  14. Far says:

    bahahaha ill admit some of those may just work on me and im not even American!!

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