To find out what happens when people stop being polite and… Screw it. You know the rest.
… and then I said, “Listen just because you are paying for sex, it DOESN’T mean that you need to. Sometimes you just want to introduce a goat into the equation without all of the jibber jabber, you know?” So, she said —
Oh, hey. When did you guys get here?
This morning, as the sun snuck in on either side of my blind and flicked at the edges of my sleep, I immediately had the urge to write a blog post. Of course, I had no idea what I was going to write about.
Then I yawned, stretched, and opened gmail. After deleting the junk mail, there was still one sender that I didn’t recognize. At first I blamed my blurry morning eyes, but even when I got them to focus I still didn’t know the person.
So, I clicked on the mail and it was —
Hang on, let’s go back in time for a second.
I wrote a meandering post in December. (Only one?) It was about football. It was about poetry. It was about the revelation that is Coral Vision on MTV.
It changed some lives, I’m sure.
Well, the e-mail that arrived in my inbox overnight was from Coral.
For some reason I wasn’t completely shocked by this. (I once exchanged e-mails with Sir Ian McKellen.)
She had somehow become aware of the post and read it. And she liked it.
I won’t share the details of the e-mail. That is personal. Suffice it to say there was plenty of sexual tension, militant right-wing rhetoric, her views on my chances to nab Lori from “The Real World: Back to New York”, and her guess as to what the fuck the black smoke monster is on Lost.
She was very cool and funny and nice in it.
AND she just taped another Coral Vision dealie. It will air in July. You have to watch it. Brilliance. This time she is Coralizing “The Real World: Hollywood.”
I’ve only seen five minutes of that season of The Real World. Some dude was catching hell from his roommates for allegedly stealing the underwear of a female cast mate. My only reaction was “Please tell me they were clean.”
Then I flipped the channel to Deadliest Catch.
I’m a white dude in my thirties. I couldn’t resist that show if I tried.
So, there you go. Coral is very cool. And we have another Coral Vision Marathon coming soon.
Now if Lauren Graham would finally just find my blog and e-mail me…