The Unflappable Monica

Some stranger requested an add on msn messenger a few minutes ago. I figured maybe it was one of you folks, so I accepted.

It wasn’t any of you.

Some spam crap.

A “woman” named monica. With a user pic scanned out of a J Crew catalogue apparently — which made me want to buy a short-sleeve original-fit repp pique polo for some reason.

Anyway, this is an excerpt from my chat with “monica.”

monica says: i read like ur profile and the way you describe urself so i will like to know you better

Peter says:
i don’t have anything written in my profile

monica says:
but i do like the way you brief about urself and also the way u look

monica says:
u look so cute i bet u are good looking man

Peter says:
i REALLY am

monica says:
yeah babe

monica says:
so ur name is pete right?

Peter says:
gotta run. my wife is home!!!!!

monica says:
okay

monica says:
when will you be back online then?

Peter says:
she’s got a knife!!!

monica says:
okay take care of urself

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  1. A Lover and a Fighter says:

    So wait. If you’re not into it, mind if I call her?

  2. Peter says:

    I bet that she’d love how you brief urself!

  3. A Lover and a Fighter says:

    don’t u mean “how u brief urself,” peter?

  4. Peter says:

    Maaaaaaybe. There was talk of briefs and I got all flustered.

  5. Jay says:

    Maybe she’s a marginally literate, quadriplegic Filipino immigrant typing with a stick in her mouth, looking for a friend. For shame Peter.

  6. Amber says:

    I’ve got the giggles this morning and your entry just set me off again.

    I had a pretty snarky comment all ready in my head about Monica, but then I felt bad for her after reading blog portland’s comment so I didn’t post it.

    Thanks for the laugh! :)

  7. Peter says:

    blog Portland: Hmmm… the model in the pic did look a little Filipino.

    amber: Ha! blog portland ruined your snark!

  8. Rachel says:

    maybe it was a man!!!!! who thought he could lure you with a sexy women pic then try and turn you gay! that happened to me once! could happen!

  9. Airam says:

    Ha … can’t get away from them damn spammers!!

  10. 123Valerie says:

    Ya, I were really wurried ur wife kilt u.

    Glad no u ok.

  11. ADW says:

    I was probably Dateline trying to nab you for being a pedophiliac freak. Lucky you aren’t. Now they just think that your wife is mutilating your dead body somewhere.

  12. Ashley says:

    aahhhhhahah.

    is all i have to say. :)

  13. Janet says:

    I know it’s a time saver, but I don’t really like it when people use too many abbreviations when they type. It makes me wonder if they’re too lazy to do that, what else they must be lazy about.

    Actually, maybe I should blog about this.

  14. dirty says:

    Your wife carried a knife too?

    I find it so effective.

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