I just watched American Idol and have a couple quick thoughtlets:
– Sanjaya Malakar… Dude. Seriously? He now feels completely bulletproof. I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t come on next week wearing a feather boa and burping the alphabet.
– If I wasn’t such a gentleman — and if I hadn’t sworn off Italian women — I’d say that I’d like to take a 3-day vacation to Haley Scarnato’s legs. Have you seen those things? Insane. Wow.