telegrams from last night

“She said she liked riding bareback. STOP She’s apparently not a fan of speaking figuratively”

“He told me that more than the south will RISE AGAIN.”

“She puts the ‘PET’ in hooped petticoats.”
“But does she put the ‘ASS’ in sassparilla?”

“She mentioned her ‘riding habit.’ STOP Totally not what I expected. GOL*”

“Told her ‘Alfred Nobel just invented dynamite. STOP But I’ll blow your mind.”

(*Guffaw Out Loud.)

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6 Responses

  1. haleyfaye says:

    Hi, Peter! You may be surprised to know that there is no “ass” in “sarsaparilla.” How screwy is the English language?”

    I love your writing. =] I never mark you “all as read.”

    Love,
    Haley Faye
    onlynatural.wordpress.com
    notes2ps.wordpress.com

  2. Anna says:

    Maybe this guy should have just hammered his own golden spike for a while.

  3. Oh good, I’m glad to see that I’m not the first to mention that you spelled sarsparilla wrong :P
    xo

  4. brandy says:

    I was going to make a joke about ‘safe words’ and STOP but it was one of those things that was going to be far funnier in my head.

    Just like 99.98% of the stuff that goes on.

  5. Amanda says:

    I swear to God I am going to use “Guffaw Out Loud” in normal face to face conversation as much as possible today.

    I promise I’ll credit you with the trend I’m about to start.

  6. JenBun says:

    I just re-read Gone With the Wind, so thank you for keeping your blog posts relevant to my reading material…

    “RB says he doesn’t give a damn STOP Not what he said last night exclamation point”

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