The charming, explosively talented, and former ‘Stache star, Caprice Crane wrote tonight’s episode of “90210.” (On the CW, check your local listings.) Watch it.

Yeeeeeeah. I’m starting to warm to you.

Sarah Palin: Ooooh well, if that was my daughter, I would know what was going into her body — Chuck Bass: Repeatedly. Jessie Spano: (on tv) I’m so excited! I’m […]

Monday was a big day for me tv-wise. In addition to my age-inappropriate crush Kat Dennings appearing on Carson Daly (did you know that scurvy son of a bitch was […]

You may remember my mother from coming up with such quotes as, “That man could fuck up a two car parade.” (And, well, from giving birth to me.) She’s been […]

We all know this. I was doing some writing earlier and trying to describe the way a certain woman looked, and why it affected a dude so much. And I […]

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I likes me some female voices. I am a sucker for accents, including, but not limited to: 1) Australian women (preferably born and raised in Canberra before moving to Sydney.)2) […]

my word doodlessuckitis like they are all the sameand ever so wussybut i am not wussyi am ever so manlychest hair!and yetwussy wordsbeget wussy wordsi am saying “wussy”a lotand “beget” […]