I’m sitting here listening to “Pictures of You.” But, I’m not looking at any. Honestly. “I’m starting to date other people,” you said. For about four seconds, my stomach did […]
short fiction
It's About Patience and Respect
“It’s just… not easy,” she said into her LG VX8500 “Chocolate” cell phone. “I know. And I understand,” a male voice replied. “I like to research, you know. I don’t […]
"The Wedding" (OR "When Peter is Not Feeling Creative And Forces One")
He hated to shave. In general. And today specifically. He had just that right amount of stubble. But, the wedding was starting in two hours. If he showed up late […]
Recess
Erik and Stephen are enjoying some Bazooka Joe bubble gum and milking the last few minutes out of recess. Erik: What exactly ARE cooties? Stephen: You know, I’m not sure. […]
When Corporate Drones Break-up
Jack & Jill took a break from re-writing mission statements to have a power lunch and to discuss their relationship. Jack: I think we should recontextualize our situation. Jill: Agreed. […]
Why The Fabulously Wealthy Almost Never Star In Porn Films…
File this one under “seemed funny in my head” as well as “this is post #181, they can’t all be gold, people.” INT. YOUR TYPICAL GLORIOUS MANSION Bitzy and Muffy […]
Desire
He saw her extending her arm. Slowly. He grabbed her by the wrist, and held it right there. She moaned. A little angrily. Then he smelled it. It must have […]