sometimes there are posts in my draft folder that are so ridiculous that they make me giggle, but then i say "screw it" and post them anyway, even though i suspect they'll make you all shake your head and that they'll receive no comments at all

it would surprise many
but probably not
you
to know that
i love hummingbirds
really
it’s true
i adore how they
are all fast-movey
and all over the place
wings flapping
in a blur
bluuuurrrrrr
but when they
stop
even for a minute
they look so
small
and vulnerable
but then they’re
off again
and
i like how
the males are more
attractive
that is
so very rarely
the case
i like watching
the boy hummingbird
chasing the
girl hummingbird
or is it vice versa
hard to say
what with
the bluuuuurrrrr
and all
the chase
looks like playing
i like that
and you
but sometimes
you
have to
chase too
you know
i also love
that when they
poop
it looks like
it’s coming out of
a high-pressure hose

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9 Responses

  1. M says:

    Ahahahahaha.

    I like it.

  2. b says:

    What it did was make me giggle. Not a bad way to start a day full of meetings :)

  3. Shelley says:

    This cracked me up. Sounds like you were up too late when you wrote this one!

  4. **Shakes her head – what was Peter thinking?** ;)
    it cracked me up.

  5. Wendryn says:

    Made me laugh – good beginning to a long day! :)

  6. laura marie says:

    you’re right. that was ridiculous

  7. Tina says:

    hmmm… i dont think i have ever seen a hummingbird poop… thanks for that.

  8. Heather Rose says:

    You’re right. I have no comment at all. :P

  9. Ashalah says:

    Were you drunk when you wrote this? ;P It did make me laugh, too funny.

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