So, yeah, I wrote a book.

Seriously.

It is called #$@%ing Read Me!

It’s a novella, really. 

The Old Man and the Sea is also a novella.  But mine has few to no appearances by giant marlins.

Basically my novella is a romantic comedy… about cancer.

It’s that old “Boy meets girl.  Boy gets girl.  Girl gets life-threatening disease.  Boy tries to make it better.   Boy screws up A LOT” story.

You know the one?

So…  Go!  Buy!

Big thanks goes out to special musical guest Oliver Pigott. (Yes, books CAN have musical guests.)  And also to very helpful editors: Lil’ Irish Lass and JenBun.

– PS My novella will fit in your pocket.  Now you can have me in your pants any time you want!  Oh…  Wait.

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  1. Megan says:

    Whoa…congrats!

  2. mich says:

    uhhh…nice build up
    so, where is it?
    ;)
    mich

  3. Deanna says:

    AWESOME!!!! I am definately going to buy~

  4. Lusty says:

    Jealous! I wish I had the motivation. Super proud of you!

  5. JenBun says:

    Yeah you did!

    It is a MUST-READ! For everybody.

    Hooray!!!

    :D

  6. Morgetron says:

    YAYS for you!

    I am working on mine too.

    Your finished product inspires me to want to finish my product. THANKS!

  7. Kristine says:

    So basically… you’re going to copy Love Story?

    :P

  8. Katie says:

    very very nice. can’t wait to have you, er, the novella in my pants!!

  9. Sarah says:

    Buying. Right now.

  10. 123Valerie says:

    High-five, Peter! Can’t wait to get my copy. Hope this scores you lots of smart chicks!

  11. Good for you, Peter. Congratulations :)

    Looking forward to reading this again ;)

  12. Megan says:

    Why THE HELL didn’t you tell me about this? I know you sent the draft a while back, but this is big time! I mean, I can PURCHASE this thing!??? Peter, I am so god damned proud of you.

  13. Erika says:

    A book…wowzers! Now I feel lazy. I hope you saved some good stuff for NaNoWriMo.

  14. Anto says:

    I want you in my pants Peter!

  15. Krista says:

    ooo something to read.
    only if it’s signed with a kiss!

  16. steph says:

    Congratulations sweet heart. I will definitely fork over the cashola to have you in my pants. Well done!

  17. sid says:

    A novella. You give way too much.

  18. Sarah says:

    Good lord, Peter… you’re such an over-achiever.
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

    P.S, that rhymes. If you ever need to write a book about rhyming, you know who to call.

  19. mindy says:

    You are totally going to leave all the little people behind, aren’t you?

  20. Elle says:

    Oooooh! Although if you ever take this mass-market, I hate to tell you this, but you might need a better title. I could be wrong though – I mean, “#$@%ing Read Me!” does have a nice ring to it! :D

  21. whythulc says:

    I found you through Brandy. I read the preview that Lulu has, and I couldn’t stop turning pages. I can’t wait to read the whole thing!

    Congrats! :)

  22. beth says:

    i LOVE your book! i’ve told all my family and friends (and read parts out-loud to my husband lol) so be prepared for more sales soon!!! =) best thing i’ve read in a while and you actually had to live it and then write it… so kudos & thanks, thanks, THANKS for being talented enough to share!

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