So, yeah, I wrote a book.
It is called #$@%ing Read Me!
It’s a novella, really.
The Old Man and the Sea is also a novella. But mine has few to no appearances by giant marlins.
Basically my novella is a romantic comedy… about cancer.
It’s that old “Boy meets girl. Boy gets girl. Girl gets life-threatening disease. Boy tries to make it better. Boy screws up A LOT” story.
You know the one?
– PS My novella will fit in your pocket. Now you can have me in your pants any time you want! Oh… Wait.