So, I'm a little nuts…

We all know this.

I was doing some writing earlier and trying to describe the way a certain woman looked, and why it affected a dude so much.

And I focused on her nose scrunch.

I LOVE nose scrunches.

They are just so friggin’ cute.

It can be the scrunch a woman gives you when you say something sarcastic and she is pretending to be mad. Or it can even be the kind they make when they get too close to a bag of stinky hockey gear.

It doesn’t matter. I love them all.

A woman could get out of so much trouble with me, just by scrunching.

“Peter, I smashed your car, ate the last slice of pizza, messed up your DVR, voted Republican, was born a dude, enjoy Dane Cook and accidentally, sorta gave Iran some nukes.”

And then she’d nose scrunch.

“Awww. That’s OK, sweetie.”

“Thank you for being so understanding, Peter.”

“Wait… my DVR??”

I swear that if I could go all “Honey, I Shrunk The Kids,” I would live in a nose scrunch. Raise my kids there. Send them to good ivy league nose scrunch schools.

What?

I’m sure you have strange things that you like too.

Right?

Please.

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7 Responses

  1. JenBun says:

    OK, I’m only telling you this because you admitted something pretty blecch-y.

    I have 2 things:

    First, the way a guy sleeps. Total sucker for a sleeping guy. Something about how vulnerable they look, all sweet and sexy… it just makes me want to wake them up! (In the fun way!)

    (The fact that they aren’t talking then probably helps!)

    Then, anything that catches me off guard– if a guy makes a funny face at the right moment, an unexpected comment, or surprises me with something out of the ordinary– weakens all defenses.

    Oh, and then there’s being kissed (or licked or bitten) in a certain place…

    But that is classified.

  2. JenBun says:

    KB says she likes glasses.

  3. BS says:

    Shoulder freckles. A nice dusting of freckles on lovely broad shoulders and I am undone.

    Weird, I know.

  4. sybil law says:

    I like it when a guy smells like he’s just gotten out of the shower, only without cologne. Just that nice, soapy smell… mmmm….

  5. AnTo says:

    So we can be in the same place with the certainty we won´t touch the other :P

  6. just a girl... says:

    cracking me up! I have a crooked smile that seems to do the same thing to men. As for what I love its when men sleep, lol.

  7. ~Tim says:

    Yes, exactly! Good thing most women don’t seem to know this….

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