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Dude #1: How goes the whole getting over your crush thing?

Dude #2: I’ve come up with a new plan. Every time I think of her and smile, I hit myself in the nuts with a meat tenderizer.

Dude #1: Ouch.

Dude #2: Yeah. I still think she’s awesome… But, I haven’t had a steak in three weeks.

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  1. STP says:

    I’m suddenly craving some steak and a Muppet Show marathon.

  2. Scottsdale Girl says:

    *blink*

    I don’t get it.

  3. Airam says:

    Meat tenderizer!!! Then that poor boy’s thing won’t work when he has a girlfriend!

  4. jamelah says:

    Well, you know, cutting down on red meat consumption is supposed to be healthy or something.

  5. toby says:

    Dude, forget the tenderizer! Get out there and administer some meat injections. Then you’ll forget about her too.

  6. Peter says:

    stp: All part of my fiendish plans.

    scottsdale girl: I kinda like it when that happens.

    airam: Desperate times!

    jamelah: It’s all about the big picture, really.

    toby: Sage advice!

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