remember how sometimes i find completely silly things in my draft folder?

“You’re so gorgeous that you give my eyes an erection.”

“How does that work exactly?”

“Uhm… your hotness changes the shape of my peepers?”

“So, like, an astigmatism?”

“An astigmatism of looooooove, baby!”

“I have to re-think some life decisions.”

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7 Responses

  1. Amanda says:

    I giggled and will assume my bad vision is bad vision of love

  2. jaminicole says:

    This is second blog entry ever where I clicked on the “Like” button up top.

  3. beatrix says:

    something similar happened to me. only it was from uncontrolled blood vessel growth in my cornea, and now i have football shaped corneas and a weird astigmatism. and it is pretty lame, unlike you.

    xoxo
    ~b

  4. LiLu says:

    Call me hot ‘n bothered over here.

    In the FACE.

  5. Alexia says:

    Peter… you’re the dude. You need to come out for drinks with Hope and I. I think it would be a bit awesome.

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