“Does it shock you when a woman doesn’t have a crush on you?”
“To my VERY CORE!”
“Really?”
“Naw.”
“Really?”
“Some.”
“How much?”
“Tonnes.”
“Really?”
“No.”
“What percentage of women do you think have a crush on you?”
“Uhm… 23%.”
“Really?”
“86%.”
“I guess I’m one of the other 14%.”
“Neat.”
“Does that surprise you?”
“I’m surprised you got the math right…”
“Does it shock you that I am one of those 14%!?”
“To my VERY CORE!”
“You are getting harder and harder to talk to.”
“I like french toast.”
I like french toast too!
I think Matt has a crush on you.
I second Jenn’s sentiment.
Did you have this conversation with yourself?
It shocks me when a man doesn’t have a crush on me.
You know who isn’t part of that 86%? Lauren Graham.
Would it make you happy if I was me with a crush on you for Halloween? I’ll do it.
I think if Lauren Graham KNEW you, she would definitely have a crush on you.
It’s hard to say what I like more here- the comments to this post or the post itself. I think Matt probably has a crush on you too. And if Lauren Graham has a crush on you, you should run for the hills.
I’m feeling extra anti- Lauren lately if you couldn’t tell.
Sounds like you.
You consistently make me smile.
I think I have a crush on you.
:)
Psh, you WISH I had a crush on you :)
French toast is pretty awesome!