Puppies from the same litter can have different fathers…
I haven’t been feeling very funny lately.
Some of you may be asking, “Were you ever funny? Really?”
To you, I would say, “Awww. Mean.” And I’d make this face :(
Actually, that’s not true at all. I’d probably just say, “Fuuuuuck yoooooou” and write you off FOREVER.
I’ve never really subscribed to that whole theory that criticism can be constructive.
I think part of my problem is that I need a straight man. You know, someone says something. I make a snarky comment. People laugh. Everyone wins!
And by “everyone,” I mean me.
And by “wins,” I mean has a dismayingly temporary boost in self-esteem.
This is not some obvious plea to get you to say, “Oh Peter, you are funny!” and then send me seductive photos of yourself posing with your Blackberry (or similar device.)
While I am not feeling very funny, I am still feeling incredibly adorable. So, you know, all is not lost.
Tell me, what are YOU feeling (or not feeling) today?
FYI: If your reply is more than two sentences long, making it have something to do with me will ensure that I actually read it.
Kidding! I’m kidding.
*looks around nervously*