Probably not the answer she expected…

She: “Would you cry if I told you right now that I never wanted to speak to you again?”

He: “I’d probably cry if you told me that… and then kicked me in the nuts.”

(Edit: These are the kinds of things that amuse me when I’m feverish.)

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  1. treespotter says:

    the question is, would you still cry if she only kicked you in the nuts and NOT say anything?

  2. Peter says:

    My guess is that he is likely to find out.

  3. Zeus says:

    Hello there, Peter! I just found your blog thanks to the review on Frog My Blog. I have to say that your writing is HILARIOUS. I’m definitely linking to you so I keep up with your latest adventures.

  4. Peter says:

    Hi Zeus!

    Thanks for the kind words.

    I’ve actually been slacking on the blogging for the past two weeks, but should be getting back to it tomorrow.

    Thanks for the link! I’ll be updating my links this week and will add you too.

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