“Wanna see what’s under my robe?”
“Have you ever held a magic wand?”
“You should tumble more with Dumbledore.”
“I likes to snuggles with the Muggles.”
“You’ll be impressed with my Parsel… tongue.”
“Like Luna, I Love Good too.”
“I’m the one who made Myrtle moan.”
“Baby, you put the ass in Azkaban.”
“I’m hung like Hagrid.”
“Nice quaffle. Wanna fuck?”
LOL love it!!
I would like a detailed report of how you came up with this list.
My love affair with you will never end.
I’ve held LOTS of magic wands.
Oh wait, that doesn’t sound good…
Pretty sure my favorite is the snuggles with muggles one.
as someone who is just reading the HP series, I don’t fully get all the references but I will in time =)
The best.
I’m not very original but this is my version of something originally worded for men.
“I’m like a bottle of Skele-Gro. I’ll make you grow a bone.”
Hooo. Haha
LOL.
LOVE this!!
My favorite, “Baby, you put the ass in Azkaban.” Haha.
i don’t know if it’s amazing or disturbing that you sat around and thought these up.
we’ll just go with amazing.