Pick-up lines you should look out for at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter™ (Now at Universal Orlando!)

“Wanna see what’s under my robe?”

“Have you ever held a magic wand?”

“You should tumble more with Dumbledore.”

“I likes to snuggles with the Muggles.”

“You’ll be impressed with my Parsel… tongue.”

“Like Luna, I Love Good too.”

“I’m the one who made Myrtle moan.”

“Baby, you put the ass in Azkaban.”

“I’m hung like Hagrid.”

“Nice quaffle. Wanna fuck?”

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9 Responses

  1. Alex says:

    LOL love it!!

  2. Sarah says:

    I would like a detailed report of how you came up with this list.

  3. Amanda says:

    My love affair with you will never end.

  4. Paula says:

    I’ve held LOTS of magic wands.

    Oh wait, that doesn’t sound good…

  5. Nora says:

    Pretty sure my favorite is the snuggles with muggles one.

    as someone who is just reading the HP series, I don’t fully get all the references but I will in time =)

  6. Felisa says:

    I’m not very original but this is my version of something originally worded for men.

    “I’m like a bottle of Skele-Gro. I’ll make you grow a bone.”

    Hooo. Haha

  7. Shahu says:

    LOVE this!!
    My favorite, “Baby, you put the ass in Azkaban.” Haha.

  8. tia says:

    i don’t know if it’s amazing or disturbing that you sat around and thought these up.

    we’ll just go with amazing.

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