Peter e-mails bloggers: Jennifer Alaine edition

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  1. sid says:

    All I got from this post is that I need to makeout with Canadian men … to you know, see if it’s true. The things I’m willing to do in the name of science.

  2. SM says:

    I came here to say that I loved the David Caruso impression. You nailed the whole taking off the glasses thing. Damn I hate that guy – he’s such a doucher.

  3. Matt says:

    I remember balderdash… I didnt think that game was fun at all.

    I was more of a “roll the dice” kind of board gamer myself.

  4. Amanda says:

    Here are some things that Canada has *generously bestowed* upon the world: Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary, Peter

    However, here are some bad things with which Canada ought not to have bothered: Balderdash, Standard Time, Ear Piercing

    Breaking even!

  5. shine says:

    Peter? No response? Please respond.

    I like this Jenn. She is awesome. And I already knew I wanted to make out with Canadian men, since Ryan Renolds and I have that thing he doesn’t know about going.

    And my favorite beer (and by beer I mean ale) is French Canadian. Or just Canadian. I don’t really know the difference.

  6. brandy says:

    I’m here to let American ladies know that not every Canadian male is a good kisser. Here are some of the very worst:
    1. The man who sucked my tongue until my eyes watered. It was like his mouth was a vacuum. A high powered vacuum and could not rest until he had detached my tongue from my mouth.
    2. The man who said ‘praise God’ when we kissed. Repeatedly.
    3. The man who licked my face a lot. Granted, this guy was usually wearing chain mail when we kissed which just made it weirder.

    In short, not all Canadians are good kissers. In fact, my best kisser was an American I met in Italy. Go figure.

    Also, I like this Jenn. In fact, I’ve liked all the ladies you emailed. You may have poor taste in ice cream, but you know good ladies- I will give you that.

    Now back to the floor.

    • Peter DeWolf says:

      A few things:

      When you get off the floor, I’ll be expecting your next email to me to have an explanation on how you ended up kissing a dude in chainmail. (No, saucy, not a “How to.”)

      Also, my best kisser was an American too. But don’t tell Jenn.

      • brandy says:

        It was a different time, I can’t explain what attracts people to one another. Besides, there was a lot of vodka coolers involved. Well, the first time there was. The second, third and fourth time… well that was just me using poor judgement.

  7. miss mpls says:

    Peter, I don’t think it’s ethical to make up a bunch of shit about Canadians knowing how to invent things. That just ain’t right.

  8. BS says:

    You know what we need?

    5 Canadians
    5 Americans
    1 selfless volunteer (to put up with all of that Canadian face-licking)

    Let’s solve this thing once and for all.

  9. Jenn says:

    I’m very much looking forward to our round two Peterrrrr. I think one more round is all it will take for your readers to like me more than they like you :)

  10. JenBun says:

    I kind of inferred that you had made out with Jenn in 2007…

    Did you????


  11. LiLu says:

    I find it hard to sympathize with anyone who hates cilantro… but she is RIGHT about the lacrosse uniforms. Sports invention FAIL.

  12. I like Balderdash.
    That is all.

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