My sister the nurse: You guys would not believe some of the things I’ve pulled out of old people’s belly buttons.
Disgusted silence all around.
Random friend: Like what?
Me: A badger?
My sister the nurse: You guys would not believe some of the things I’ve pulled out of old people’s belly buttons.
Disgusted silence all around.
Random friend: Like what?
Me: A badger?
Oh good God, my mind is going all the wrong places with that one…
Have a Happy & Healthy New Year!
K
funny funny, man!
Happy Year of Bond to you and all yours…
“shaken, not stirred…”
Thanks for that. I didn’t really enjoy my dinner the first time either. ;)
Well, wait a minute. What ARE some of the nasty things pulled from belly buttons?
stormin’: I am not even going to let my mind try to figure out where that might be.
kelly: Happy New Year to you too!
scott: Thanks! Have a great year!
steph: I’m not going to buy that you are even a little squeamish. ;)
eve: To be honest, the conversation shifted at that point. But, not before my sister mumbled something about “the size of your fist” and “inside rolls of fat.” And then I played “Anne Frank” for the category of “Melodramatic” and things got even dicier. :)