There is nothing quite like sibling rivalry.
At this rate, she’ll be in rehab by 17.
Other than to her and her family, and to the producers trying to figure out how to write this into the “plot” of Zoey 101, this isn’t really a big deal. I mean, come on, haven’t we all been knocked up or knocked someone up at 16.
No? Oh. Never mind.
When watching this on CNN Headline News early this morning, I heard one of the funniest things ever.
They said that this pregnancy announcement will likely delay the release of Lynne Spears’ (the mother) book on parenting.
Let that sink in for a bit.
I laughed SO hard.
I would want to read that book. For real. However, there are a few others that I would probably have to check out first.
“O.J. Simpson’s Guide to Impulse Control and Good Decision Making”
“Hitler’s Hanukkah Stories”
George Michael’s “Use the Washroom BEFORE You Leave Home.” (with forward by Sen. Larry Craig.)
“Pam Anderson (Lee Rock Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure Stu Simpson) on Marriage”
Alec Baldwin’s “Putting the Fucking Dirty Little Pig Kids First”
Lindsay Lohan’s “Healthy Liver, Happy Life.”
“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Queen of the Desert”
Feel free to add your own.