You know how sometimes I get you guys to ask me questions? And then I try to show that I’m clever and mostly sidestep any that I don’t feel like answering?
Well, how would you like to have access to the answers from a source that would be less likely to evade? Because now you’ll have the chance to…
ASK MY EX!
That’s right, little smurflings, my delightful ex (aka jen, aka snarky q. mcsaucypants, aka little miss laurengramhasbroadshoulders) is going to answer your questions about me.
This has never been done before in the history of blogging! Or maybe it’s done every day, how would I know?
My point is, this is your chance to find out more about me. To unravel the mystery. To decipher the enigma. To get all those annoying little colour tiles to line up on your Rubik’s Cube.
You’re probably sitting there thinking, “Oh, Peter. You are so brave… and charming and tall and sweet, and you have a way of touching a woman that makes her feel more like a woman than she ever has before and…” But this is the kind of thing that I am willing to do for you, dear blog friends.
Plus, you know, jen knows better than to take sides against the family. Don’t you, jen?
So post your questions in comments! Or, if you are shy, you can e-mail them to firstname.lastname@example.org
NOTE: I would be remiss (and hear complaints) if I didn’t mention that this whole thing is jen’s idea. And while that chick would take credit for the sunrise, this really was fully and completely her plan.