one of those posts you think is going to be GENIUS… until you actually write it

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24 Responses

  1. Shelley says:

    “Unless you have eyes in the back of your head…” HA!

  2. Ben says:

    There are some absolutely genius lines in this. Naturally. I shouldn’t have expected anything less.

  3. Sarah says:

    Good God! You’ve been hiding in my apartment listening to my conversations!

  4. Toe says:

    wonderful. Fave: “You’re a delicate flower.” Ha!

  5. Story of our love.

    And no you cannot wear your Adidas to the ceremony.

  6. Awwww!

    Looks like these people had a better year than I did!

    HEY maybe you are forecasting your future? Hmmmmm.

  7. Andrea says:

    It’s pretty genius.

  8. Matt says:

    Shell top adidas!!! They go perfect with every tux

  9. Hänni says:

    This is really great. My favorite month was July. Jump around, get up, get up, and get down!

  10. i think it IS genius.

    good stuff peter.

  11. Michael says:

    Fantastic. Love it.

  12. So uh…that’s pretty much how ALL my interactions with boys sound, only it’s not on a year timeline. It’s on like, a 3 year timeline with some bullshit months of nothing sprinkled in there between the “I love you” month and the “I want to marry you” month and in those bullshit months, I’ll have met someone else and started the whole thing over again.

    Peter. When are you coming to Chicago? Get a move on, seriously.

  13. Kaci says:

    “I want to fucking marry the shit out of you.”
    “Oh… Okay!”

    Just another day in the life of Kaci. Pretty much word for word, actually.

    Loved this, as I love everything of yours.

  14. Joe says:

    Favorite line:

    It’s nougat.

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