I totally threatened you all with it and here it is.
A few things to note:
1) For some reason I am wearing the world’s largest t-shirt today.
2) I am not coming off heroin or suffering from some skin condition. I apparently scratch when nervous.
3) I drop one f-word.
4) I haven’t mastered building up to a cool vlog ending.
(If this is your first time reading these, and you feel like you may be one of the people being discussed… well, you probably are. But, I loves ya bastards, so it’s cool.)