More crazy things I've said/written recently

“Humour is a gift…  and Santa missed your house.”

“I’m not positive…  Just a guess.  But it could be because you’re a fuckhole.”

“I want to name your boobs ‘Stone Henge’ and ‘crop circles’ because they are secrets I’d like to uncover.”

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  1. your maturity is charming

  2. shine says:

    Crop circles aren’t really a secret any more. I would have gone with “Nazca Lines.”

  3. Bridget says:

    I’m trying to stop being a lurker. So I’m delurking myself. Hi. I like the Santa quote the best.

  4. Beth says:

    Comment #2 there is something that I think at least once a day while at work.

    Were you in my office recently?

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