More crazy things I've said/written recently

“Humour is a gift…  and Santa missed your house.”

“I’m not positive…  Just a guess.  But it could be because you’re a fuckhole.”

“I want to name your boobs ‘Stone Henge’ and ‘crop circles’ because they are secrets I’d like to uncover.”

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