The Monkey was getting ready for her Xmas concert and needed help with her tie.
Me: Cute outfit. Have you given any thought to, I don’t know, maybe brushing your hair?
Monkey: My mom asked if I was going to. I told her to get me a brush. She didn’t. She’s kind of clueless.
A little while later, she did some unladylike outfit adjusting.
Peter’s Dad: That’s not a very… good move to be doing.
Monkey: I know! But, my tights are right down to here. (Points) Just a little above the bottom of my skirt. They are too small. I told my mom, “I can go with neutral.” She said, “No, your shoes are black.” AND she told me to go get my flats. And I said, “My what?” They have a heel on them this (shows us) big. I’m not the brightest light bulb in the package, but I know they aren’t flats.”