You know you are blog blocked when you catch yourself thinking, “Getting a girlfriend would really provide some blog fodder.” (When you catch yourself thinking, “4 inch heels would really make my calves POP!” it indicates something else entirely.)
I can’t believe it, but The Monkey turns 12 tomorrow! She got her hair cut short on the weekend. Shortest it’s been since she was two or so. I heard about it Sunday afternoon and took a break from my busy schedule (read: being curled up on my bed watching Knocked Up) to go see it in person.
And she did not get off the phone the entire time I was there.
She did perform a little twirl and pose for me, while never taking a break from the important business that is discussing 6th grade gossip.
For you newcomers, The Monkey is my little cousin. And here are some of her adventures:
Today I am listening to: