maybe i should open a bowling alley, future wife

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13 Responses

  1. shine says:

    Oh, Peter. You’re so cute.

  2. Catherine says:

    Ed was a great guy. I had a little crush on him, won’t lie. Have you seen Carol on Modern Family? The dynamic with her husband is downright hilarious!

  3. Kelly L says:

    Jesus. Can you just clone yourself about fifty billion times over, already? You’re really being unfair to the single female population.

  4. i LOVED ed! and you just (almost) convinced me to take the stalker’s creed. almost.

  5. I agree with Kelly. Please please clone yourself already – you’ll make all the single girls extremely happy.. “I fucking love and that’s that” I think I’ve just fallen for you and that’s that ;)

  6. Krysta says:

    Oh man, I love grand gestures of love! Love them. The only problem is I dream up good stuff in my head which rarely every (um, read never) happens to me in real life and then I’m a little disappointed.

  7. Renee says:

    Stop making me cry at work! Damnit! And then burst out laughing 2 seconds later with the “your friends will swoon to your face” line. Jesus Chris Peter! That’s it, I take back that email and am now adopting the stalker’s creed. I blame you.

  8. BS says:

    “I fucking love you, deal with it” is one of the best things anyone ever said to me. Kinda sucks that my romantic life peaked at 20, doesn’t it.

  9. She’s a lucky one, mr. DeWolf…

  10. Alexia says:

    Thanks Peter, you just answered a question I had for the universe.
    ‘I fucking love you and that’s that’ is just hot.

  11. M says:

    OMG. This entire post, in my brain, I kept thinking “Ed” was “Mr. Ed.” One is (apparently) a show about a man who shamelessly pursues the woman he loves, and the other is, obviously, a show about a talking horse.

    I kept trying to remember the episode when Mr. Ed pursued one of his female caretakers/friends. I failed.

    Hahahahahahaha

  12. Heather Rose says:

    My proposal? Not so breathtaking, but sweet. I loved him, so it didn’t really matter what he said, I was going to marry him one way or another. It could have been a little more romantic, though. We were young. It was our 4 year anniversary, and we were 21.

    I’m sure FW will adore you, so don’t stress too much.

  13. Angeline Chitovas says:

    Will you please just marry ME already!!!

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