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  1. lspoon says:

    Don’t avoid redheads, we’re awesome. Though admittedly, slightly psychotic.

    Also-smurfette? total whore.

  2. Michelle and the City says:

    i will never look at the flintstones the same again.

  3. mindy says:

    I think you should follow the Smurfette entry up with “Papa Smurf: Innocent Grandpa or Total Pedophile?” I know which side I’d argue.

  4. Kathy says:

    The Great Gazoo. So, he has a “little friend.” A little friend that he was obsessed with. A little friend that he called “Great.” Come on. And he felt like he had no control over this little friend and that this little friend treated him with nothing but disdain. I got a C- in PSYCH 1200 and even I figured it out.

    From a one-time, almost psych major, I think this seals it.

  5. distractedspunk says:

    You need to find more scrumptious pancakes. Poor Wilma!

    And I’m with lspoon – don’t avoid redheads. We’ll have you busting a gut and going out of your mind with how awesome we are.

  6. JenBun says:

    Oh. My. God! I just snorted green tea while reading this!!! That was hilarious– I’ll never look at those Flintstones vitamins the same way again!

    And, to agree with you and lspoon, Smurfette HAD to be a total whore!!!

  7. theselittlemoments says:

    I don’t know…who knows what was going on under that baggy orange animal skin…

  8. each of the two says:

    smurfette IS a dirty whore.

    how are there so many smurfs and only one blue vagina?

  9. A Lil' Irish Lass says:

    Smurfette WAS a big, dirty whore.

  10. A Lil' Irish Lass says:

    Wow, maybe I should read the other comments before I post the exact same thing everyone else already said.

  11. reddirtroad says:

    This is why I keep coming back to read you.

  12. Steph says:

    I think he was just gay. I mean dude wore a dress and had a very close “friendship” with Barney.

  13. rothko says:

    Everybody knows Wilma was boffing Barney, dude. Take a listen to this episode of This American Life. Act One. Hilarious. It’s all explained there.

  14. SheLikesToTravel says:

    Personally I’m relieved to hear that you didn’t think about this for more than about 10 minutes. I mean, if this was thought about for a really long time, then I think we have another psychology topic

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