There are a few things that you should know about me.
Her bikini – small; heels – tall.
And apples – Golden Delicious.
I also jinx teams that I pick in pools.
If I had picked David (v. Goliath), George Armstrong Custer, and Jack Bauer, history books would be entirely different now.
I went 9-7 on Day 1 of the tournament.
Which, I think we can all agree, royally sucks.
Thankfully I didn’t pick any of the losing teams to win their next games anyway.
So, now I have to pick myself up off the mat, dust off, keep my stick on the ice, mix and match overused sports clichés and hope for better on Day 2.
We’ll see how it goes.