it's all about the bitches

i write
the lines
on your
face
it
you’re responsible
for the lies
in your
eyes
are the window
to your soul
get some
windex
motherfucker
i know it
always
all ways
everything
you say
i only hear
what i want to
and call me
old
when i sing
it
is the
search
for the muse
and i wanna
look good
should she
she should
arrive
so
you’re supposed to
shave
in one direction
your face
i heard somewhere
i think it was on
queer eye for the straight multi-directional shaver guy
i can’t
do that
it just doesn’t
get the job done
maybe i’m too burly
i’m very grrrr
you know
it just
leaves stuff behind
lingering
fingering
things get stuck
soft visiting skin
gets burnt
leaving my
mark
my word
don’t even mention
electric
anything rechargeable
is never
as good as
the real thing
baby
i don’t like
the cleaning of
the facial slate
really
but if
i’m going to do it
i want to do it
right
now
jump in the shower
with me
wetkiss
my back
as you sing
jenny lewis
and i’ll
like you
again
for now
bazinga

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7 Responses

  1. DCPTexas says:

    Exactly! I’m starting to wonder if we aren’t the same guy Peter? Way back when, I watched that exact same show about shaving… and dismissed it as pure insanity. I hate “cleaning the slate” as well, and the electric things are for suckahhs and holiday shoppers. I must say, I’m a little up in the air about which Jenny Lewis song resonates best in the shower. What sayeth wetkisses?

  2. Bailey says:

    So, I read this as a rap which was kind of funny… then I got to BAZINGA and about fell out of my chair laughing. I really should use that word more. SO. GREAT.

  3. Catherine says:

    “Rise Up With Fists” definitely sounds the best in a shower, no doubt. I find myself humsinging (see what i did there?!) “It Wasn’t Me” more often.

  4. Bazinga… Ha. I like it.

  5. nicole says:

    Yet another thing to like about you – that you watch The Big Bang Theory.

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