It's About Patience and Respect

“It’s just… not easy,” she said into her LG VX8500 “Chocolate” cell phone.

“I know. And I understand,” a male voice replied.

“I like to research, you know. I don’t rush into things,” she explained.

“I remember my first time,” he assured. “There is no rush.”

“Thank you. I appreciate it.”

“It’s about patience and respect,” he offered.

“Thank you for not making me feel pressured. It’s a big decision.”

“I know,” he said. “No going back once it’s done.”

“Exactly!”

“Take all the time you need.”

“I’m glad I’m having this discussion with you,” she said. “Not some other guy.”

“If we aren’t both happy with the outcome, then I don’t want to do it.”

“Awwwww. You’re sweet,” she gushed.

“I can wait as long as you need.”

“Thank you,” she said. “It’s just that Eddie Curry is on such a roll. But, Chris Kaman is steady and improving with each game. Fantasy basketball trades are hard!”

“I know. Hey, you want to have sex tomorrow night?” He asked.

“But, ‘The O.C.’ is on.”

“After that,” he countered.

“Sure, what the hell?”

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  1. jazz says:

    even though i shouldn’t have, i totally knew where you were going.

    if only because i’m in an office with a million guys and that’s all they talk about all day.

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