it was in khe sanh (or "i wanted to write something fictitious, but that is a good representation of what it's like to date me")

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13 Responses

  1. LiLu says:

    “I would NEVER joke about a hot ass.”

    I don’t know a man who would. That, my dear, is a sin of the first order.

  2. Alyson says:

    I’m pretty sure I’ve had this exact conversation with my boyfriend before, except we totally tried to get it on in the changing room and almost got busted.

    Fun fact: WAY too many people shop at the Le Chateau outlet in my city.

  3. Jennifer says:

    This made me smile!

  4. Amy says:

    I would never make any guy wait on me while trying things on– mostly because I pretty much hate trying clothes on in stores. (Unless I’m making him wait outside the dressing rooms of Victoria’s Secret… but then I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t mind that if I were to model the stuff too).

    :)

  5. Ashley says:

    Its rare a guy comes clothes shopping with me unless there’s plans for some getting on in the dressing room.

  6. Just for the record, chiffon does not feel nice against your cheek. You know, for all your future posts about textiles :)

  7. Sarah says:

    The woman in this scenario sounds exactly like me. Right down to the “Quiet, you.” command.

  8. Satin or silk would feel nice against your cheek.

  9. Toe says:

    Taking boys shopping with you? This is has to be a fictitious story because no girl in her right mind would take a man to try on dresses. They are only allowed that torture after the marriage.

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