is it related to an eargasm?

“Did you love your ex?”

“Yeah…  I mean, I think.  She is pretty.  Nice.  Usually.  But  talking to her doesn’t… excite me.”

“It doesn’t excite you?”

“Nope.”

“The topics?”

“When I talk to a woman I want to get… a mind boner.”

“A mind…”

“Boner.  Yes.”

“Just making sure.”

“I liked her.  I still like her.  And she possesses a decent number of the things I am looking for in a woman.  I think I had just gotten tired of looking for someone better.”

“That’s beautiful.”

“But…”

“She wasn’t the one?”

“She really wasn’t.”

“You are only realizing this now?”

“She has REALLY nice boobs.”

“How sweet.”

“So I didn’t love her?”

“It would seem not.”

“Weird.  Do I really love chocolate Poptarts?”

9 thoughts on “is it related to an eargasm?

  1. Oooooh you just reminded me of my all time favourite Arrested Development line.

    Michael: Could it be love?
    Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s… it’s like my heart is getting hard.

    Sorry, I had to do that. I quote shit at work and people just give me that blank stare.

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