is it related to an eargasm?

“Did you love your ex?”

“Yeah…  I mean, I think.  She is pretty.  Nice.  Usually.  But  talking to her doesn’t… excite me.”

“It doesn’t excite you?”


“The topics?”

“When I talk to a woman I want to get… a mind boner.”

“A mind…”

“Boner.  Yes.”

“Just making sure.”

“I liked her.  I still like her.  And she possesses a decent number of the things I am looking for in a woman.  I think I had just gotten tired of looking for someone better.”

“That’s beautiful.”


“She wasn’t the one?”

“She really wasn’t.”

“You are only realizing this now?”

“She has REALLY nice boobs.”

“How sweet.”

“So I didn’t love her?”

“It would seem not.”

“Weird.  Do I really love chocolate Poptarts?”

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9 Responses

  1. sid says:

    Oooooh you just reminded me of my all time favourite Arrested Development line.

    Michael: Could it be love?
    Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s… it’s like my heart is getting hard.

    Sorry, I had to do that. I quote shit at work and people just give me that blank stare.

  2. Matt says:

    I’m all about toaster strudels, myself.

  3. Kara says:

    Guys and boobs…

  4. JenBun says:

    I love the idea of “mind boners”! Eargasms are good too. :D

  5. Doni says:

    Aren’t we all looking for that special someone that gives us a mind boner?

    Or something.

    I really love Brown Sugar Pop Tarts.

  6. Janet says:

    Oh, I can so relate to simply being tired of looking for someone better. Ugh.

  7. shine says:

    So, I think I actually had this conversation with my friend in Seattle. Only without the nice boobs part…

    Men are weird.

  8. Elle Bee says:

    I’m pretty sure this post made my day.

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