If Sarah Palin, David Caruso and Chuck Bass watched the episode of "Saved by the Bell" where Jessie takes the caffeine pills…

Sarah Palin: Ooooh well, if that was my daughter, I would know what was going into her body —

Chuck Bass: Repeatedly.

Jessie Spano: (on tv) I’m so excited! I’m so excited…

David Caruso: I have a feeling… that excitement… won’t last.

Sarah Palin: She might be a witch, you know.

Chuck Bass: This bores me. Let’s spice things up.

Sarah Palin: In what respect, Charlie? As a hockey mom, I always carry snacks.

David Caruso: (taking off sunglasses) Those gummy worms… give me… the trots.

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  1. jamelah says:

    First of all, I was just talking to someone about the episode of Saved by the Bell where Jessie takes the caffeine pills. Eerie.

    Second of all, ha. David Caruso. What a tool.

  2. JenBun says:

    There should be more putting on and taking off of sunglasses. I like the drama.

    I’m so… SCARED!

    (Best episode to make fun of, ever!!)

  3. Tia says:

    i heart chuck bass.

  4. Stacy says:

    The visuals I am getting after reading this are disturbingly hilarious!

  5. Sarah says:

    I shouldn’t tell you this because we’ve only just met, but I happen to know all the words to the aerobics music video song in that episode. “Rock and rollll, you ain’t seen nothin yet.”

    I sort of hate myself right now.

  6. Peter says:

    jamelah: That episode is an absolute classic.

    jenbun: Caruso is too much.

    tia: He killed his mother!

    stacy: Excellent. That is what I was going for!

    sarah: I could not be more impressed by that. Seriously.

  7. AnTo says:

    I think Chuck Bass would just click his fingers and have the room full of whores, coke and who knows :P but I can´t stop loving him anyway..and no, I don´t love Ed Westwick, I love Chuck.

  8. Dana says:

    lol…too funny!

  9. MissE says:

    David Caruso would be putting the sunnies back on, Peter… he’s making a ‘serious point’ and the sunnies are his exclamation point.

    Who the hell … told that guy he … could act?

  10. Bill says:

    I may be too old to get all of the pop culture references (although I do know who Chuck Bass is) but I have a hunch you and I may have both played hockey, and I defy you to tell me you wouldn’t gladly take snacks from “the hockey mom” . . .

  11. Vixen says:

    OMG! That is soooo brilliant! Thank you! You made my day!!!!

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