Sarah Palin: Ooooh well, if that was my daughter, I would know what was going into her body —
Chuck Bass: Repeatedly.
Jessie Spano: (on tv) I’m so excited! I’m so excited…
David Caruso: I have a feeling… that excitement… won’t last.
Sarah Palin: She might be a witch, you know.
Chuck Bass: This bores me. Let’s spice things up.
Sarah Palin: In what respect, Charlie? As a hockey mom, I always carry snacks.
David Caruso: (taking off sunglasses) Those gummy worms… give me… the trots.