If I wrote a blog post today…

It would be here.

But, I didn’t.

So, poooooop.

Don’t take it personally. It’s not because I don’t love you. I mean, I don’t. But, that’s not the reason.

I’m sure you have some good qualities though. In theory. I’ve never known you to cause any kind of genocide, for one. Of course, I haven’t known you for that long. And I didn’t talk to you much during November. And I’m pretty self-absorbed.

If I wrote a post today, you’d be enjoying it right now. But, I didn’t. I didn’t because I am selfish and jerky. And because you smell.

I didn’t mean that.

I’m not really selfish and jerky.

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  1. lspoon says:

    Wow Peter, Wow :)

  2. Deutlich says:

    after the day I’ve had? this was all sorts of perfect.

    thanks for making me laugh. ;o)

  3. JenBun says:

    If I left a comment today, it would be here.

  4. thestoryofagirl says:

    Okay, remember a while back when you left that recording of you, and you said, “I talk like I write” or something like that.
    I kept imagining you saying “So, pooooop.” and it was really, really funny.

  5. Michelle Ann says:

    How do you say “huh” in French?

    However, genius!

  6. B2G says:

    I was going to say the exact same thing as jenbun did. But she already did, so I won’t.

  7. mindy says:

    I know you are but what am I?

  8. Krista says:

    you’re just CRUEL! ;)

  9. Susie says:

    Booo. Hope you’ve got something better tomorrow :( :(

  10. Hope says:

    What deutlich said.


  11. A Lil' Irish Lass says:

    You were too distracted by my post, weren’t you? Just admit it ;)

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