If I wrote a blog post today…

It would be here.

But, I didn’t.

So, poooooop.

Don’t take it personally. It’s not because I don’t love you. I mean, I don’t. But, that’s not the reason.

I’m sure you have some good qualities though. In theory. I’ve never known you to cause any kind of genocide, for one. Of course, I haven’t known you for that long. And I didn’t talk to you much during November. And I’m pretty self-absorbed.

If I wrote a post today, you’d be enjoying it right now. But, I didn’t. I didn’t because I am selfish and jerky. And because you smell.

I didn’t mean that.

I’m not really selfish and jerky.

0 thoughts on “If I wrote a blog post today…

  1. Okay, remember a while back when you left that recording of you, and you said, “I talk like I write” or something like that.
    I kept imagining you saying “So, pooooop.” and it was really, really funny.

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