If I wrote a blog post today…
It would be here.
But, I didn’t.
Don’t take it personally. It’s not because I don’t love you. I mean, I don’t. But, that’s not the reason.
I’m sure you have some good qualities though. In theory. I’ve never known you to cause any kind of genocide, for one. Of course, I haven’t known you for that long. And I didn’t talk to you much during November. And I’m pretty self-absorbed.
If I wrote a post today, you’d be enjoying it right now. But, I didn’t. I didn’t because I am selfish and jerky. And because you smell.
I didn’t mean that.
I’m not really selfish and jerky.