(Or “How to quickly end annoying conversations with family members.”)
my uncle: You need a girlfriend.
my uncle: It’s true.
me: They are a lot of work.
my uncle: Not all of them.
my uncle: Well, they are worth it.
me: Ohhhhh, I think we both know that isn’t always the case.
my uncle: You are getting older.
my uncle: You are.
me: But, as long as I keep getting younger girlfriends it all just balances out, right?
My uncle walks away.
me: What? Is that a “no?”