I really did know

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  1. Matt says:

    He gave me the “I need another drink” nod.

    I do this nod very well. Too well, actually.

  2. shine says:

    I’m so confused. You have interconnected crappy bears? Are they still alive? Are they taxidermy style? Are they stuffed?

    Okay, and now I’m going to read the rest. I think I can get the image of a bunch of people packed into a bunch of interconnected dancing live Care Bears out of my head now.

    No…I can’t.

  3. Sid says:

    I have a best of Jennifer Lopez double CD. I paid for a best of Jennifer Lopez double CD … I’m so ashamed. Well, not really. Let’s be honest here. I have no shame.

    The Dome … a collection of crappy bears? Huh? Okay, I’m gonna a dumb blonde here for a moment (please don’t laugh) but when you said that I assumed you went to a zoo. In fact I’m still not clear as to what a collection of crappy bears are.

  4. Kara says:

    I met a guy like this once while I was working a college fair in Chicago. He was at the booth next to me. Such a connection – that went no where. Good times.

  5. Ben says:

    Okay. Do I need to explain the magic of Alexandria’s Pizza to you?

  6. MJ says:

    Girls with boyfriends out picking up men cannot be trusted. If you two started a serious relationship, how would you ever be able to trust that she wasn’t out playing the field anyway?

  7. Amanda says:

    Tete rouge. Do all Canadians mix French phrases into English dialogue, even non-Québécois? Fancy.

  8. LiLu says:

    I absolutely adore that you called Ben fragrant. Perfection.

  9. JenBun says:

    I hope she reads this blog and kicks herself for having a stupid boyfriend when she met the incomporable (and also fragrant?) Peter DeWolf! :)

  10. Elizabeth says:

    You still should have closed the deal. Ha.

  11. Colleen says:

    I can’t stop singing Britney Spears’ first hit (term used loosely) now that you mention that outfit. Which, if it was the 90s, was moderately hip, but still questionable.

  12. brandy says:

    I’ve decided I have a new life goal. Spread the word of your tartness to all the blogosphere. Wait.. tartness? Hmm. That’s not sounding right. I mean your tart status. The fact that you are a tart. There. That’s better.

  13. Lindsay says:

    So, you are telling me that the missing component to the secret recipe for eternal male happiness is a plaid skirt? I’ll keep a couple in the fridge next to the collection of international beer.

  14. i couldn’t get the “effeminate dude” voice out of my head. even the picture of blair waldorf didn’t help. sorry.

  15. AuburnKat says:

    That takes me back to my college days…I guess you could say I was an innocent tease…but I never had a bf.

  16. miss mpls says:

    Is it in any way normal for a straight man to describe another man as “fragrant and lovely”?

    No?

    I didn’t think so.

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