i like your bum

(a po-em by peter dewolf)

i like your bum
and everything it stands for
and i think that
if given time
your bum would like me too
i love how it starts in here
at your hips
and then goes
ouuuuuuuuuut
like this
before shwooping a-back in
if i was starting a tribute band
and i might
i would pay tribute to a one-hit wonder
cause then i would have more time
to dedicate to your bum
i can’t believe that war exists
in a world that includes your bum
your bum is cinnamon
on french toast
your bum is the first
cool day in september
your bum is the part in “bitter sweet symphony”
where he says
i can’t change, i can’t change, i can’t change
your bum is everything that is
good and
pure and
right
i like your bum, lady…
and your boobs ain’t bad either

You may also like...

13 Responses

  1. Colleen Snell says:

    Well that was, uhm, something. :)

  2. Peter says:

    Colleen: I knooooow. Sometimes they get away from me.

  3. JenBun says:

    Who are you kidding?

    My boobs are fantastic!

  4. Deutlich says:

    you’re special

  5. notthelifeiordered says:

    Thank you for that….interesting piece of work :-P i second Duetlich, you’re special.

  6. Peter says:

    jenbun: This is about bums. Sheesh.

    deutlich: I assume that special = AWESOME.

    nothelifeiordered: Well, I KNOW that you mean “awesome.”

  7. just a girl... says:

    your bum is cinnamon on french toast, i dont know why but that is just poetic. You are CMTFU today. HA figure that one out.

  8. Auburn Kat says:

    That was quite the poem!

  9. Sid says:

    I’ve never had cinnamon of french toast. Probably because I don’t like eggs. Altho I sensing when you put up this poem you probably weren’t hoping to hear about your readers dietary habits. I’ve sooo got to learn to focus. Hmmm maybe I should not have stopped taking my ADD meds?

  10. Doniree says:

    I LOVE this one. LOVE it. You are such an ass man. Best part is the line from Bittersweet Symphony.

  1. April 23, 2009

    […] enjoy even more that I have a post that fits that description perfectly. […]

  2. September 15, 2009

    […] I like your bum. (I really do.) Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)GReactions brings comments to Google Reader […]

  3. November 28, 2013

    […] Man. This is a tough one. I once wrote a poem called “i like your bum” and told everyone I knew about it. I really think the comedy worked in “two dudes […]

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *