i… have no explanation for this one

i want to kiss you
yes
you
kisssssssssss you
it’s true
and it’s
clearly
no secret
i’ve given it
a lot of thought
woman
if i had to
write about
my kissing wants
i’d be all
formal
and use
roman numerals
like
this

i.

our first kiss
mmmm and a hmm
i want to kiss
you
like
we’re 13 and
your dad will
be home soon
and the bubble gum
lip gloss
you borrowed from
your friend
(who claims
she kissed this
boy at summer camp
down by the lake
but you have serious
like
serious doubts)
is the most
erotic aroma
and taste
i can imagine
and i want
it
to feel
like
not just our
first kiss
i want it to be like
THE first kiss
like ever
just some
adam and eve
type shit
or two cavemen
who had a
weird moment
when one lingered
while wiping
mastodon
off the others
face
game-fucking-changing
you know

ii.

i want to kiss
you
hungrily
hinting
at
then leading to
more
and more
like we’ve overcome
distance
and time
and destiny
and our own
stubbornness
and
we’ll explode
if we don’t kiss
and
well
also if we do
desperate hands
restless legs
fertile minds
getting ever more
fertiler
i want a kiss where
every
fucking
nerve ending
in your body
revolts
against
the status quo
and your penis says
‘wooooo!  rock n’
rolllllllllll, buddy’
MY penis
i hope that
was clear
and i think
my penis would
call me buddy
or sam
and i’d call
him ralph
where was
i
going
oh
kisssssssssss
you

iii.

i want to kiss
you
like we’ve done it
a thousand million
times
where we know
we just do
what the other likes
and we don’t have to think
and sometimes that is
good
and sometimes it’s all
were you staring
at that waitress
and i tell you
i wasn’t
and you tell
me i was
and i see the storm
behind your eyes
as you fight
to let your
better angels
win
and i don’t
want you to feel
that
way
and i don’t want
to use that
word
but i tell you
bitch brought me
sweet potato fries
i was glaring
i ordered fries
fries
des frites
motherfuckers
and you kiss me
and call me an idiot
and kiss me
and it is familiar
and soothing
and i still hate
sweet potato fries

conclusion.

i want to kiss you
like every kiss
is the first kiss
and like
every kiss
makes me
long
for the next
like it’s a gift
and
it is
and i want to kiss you
soon

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24 Responses

  1. Catherine says:

    hahaaaa I love it!! Instead of being super well-articulated, it shows that goofy chaotic thinking that you didn’t think you were capable of. It’s just real, I like it alot.

  2. Meghan says:

    I fucking love this. Aaaaaand now I want to kiss you.

    Or at the very least make out with this doodle.

  3. Wendryn says:

    You may have no explanation for this one, but it was funny and silly and true, all the same.

    And…Ralph? I’m not even sure what to think about that. Heh.

  4. i enjoyed this. specifically because you used ‘kiss’ instead of ‘fuck’.

    even though we both know fucking is awesome.

  5. This is absolutely adorable, and yeah, it sums up the way I feel about the way I want to feel about the person I kiss for the rest of my life.

    But I do have a thing against dudes who name their penis.

  6. Ashalah says:

    Loved this!! Like Amy said, that’s how I want to feel about the person I kiss for the rest of my life. But really? Ralph?

  7. Jennifer says:

    I loved this! It made me smile! I agree with all of the other comments… this is exactly how you wanna feel about the person you will kiss for the rest of your life!

  8. Bizarre, but I adored this. Especially the “des frites” as I do adore some French, ha.

  9. camikaos says:

    this was perfect.

  10. The part that made me LOL:

    i want it to be like
    THE first kiss
    like ever
    just some
    adam and eve
    type shit
    or two cavemen
    who had a
    weird moment
    when one lingered
    while wiping
    mastodon
    off the others
    face

  11. Lindsay says:

    No. No, this is my favourite part:

    and the bubble gum
    lip gloss
    you borrowed from
    your friend
    (who claims
    she kissed this
    boy at summer camp
    down by the lake
    but you have serious
    like
    serious doubts)

    It’s the extra “like serious” that makes it so damn perfect.

  12. Felisa says:

    Adam and Eve type shit? Nerve explosions for sure :)

  13. Cal says:

    This might be my new favorite.

    Sweet potato fries are gross.

    The end.

  14. Cindy says:

    You ARE certifiable… awesome. I’m a fan!

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