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  1. sid says:

    Bwahaha. Oh Peter this is all too brilliant.
    “Always get your teeth brushed.” WTF??? Dude if you’re not brushing your teeth then you really shouldn’t be thinking of propogating your genes.

    Alternately, if you can look like a big shot, then make up a career (steer away from ‘accountant’ and more towards ‘unsigned guitar player’) – so basically what this article is telling you to do is LIE?

    “If yourself is too boring, put on something flamboyant that will make you stand out from the other guys.” Yeah clothes will distract a girl from the fact that you don’t have a personality.

    They did get one thing right … I do use that “I’ll be back” line a LOT!

    • Peter DeWolf says:

      I love how he wants to steer guys away from pretending to be an accountant. As if accountants don’t get mad honeys!!

      (I’m relatively sure that is the first time I have ever typed “mad honeys.”)

  2. brandy says:

    And now you have an idea of what girls who read Cosmo magazine go through every. single. month.

  3. Ben says:

    Two comments:

    1) Sooo…you married yet?

    2) The gay version of this would be MUCH shorter.

    (pick your favourite)

  4. Shelley says:

    An unsigned guitar player, smiling like a loon at my friends while ignoring me but surreptitiously timing my breathing while he’s out walking a borrowed dog?

    I just can’t imagine why you aren’t getting laid more. You had me at “unsigned guitar player.” I just love unemployed manipulating players. Doesn’t every girl?

  5. shine says:

    I would trade boa for tiara. But that’s just me.

    This is really great advice. I think you should take it to the streets. In the name of science. And YouTube it for my viewing pleasure.

  6. tia says:

    who. the eff. wrote that?

    i want to see that dude’s picture.

  7. Matt says:

    “Gingivitis, bitches. It’s for real.”

    Best advice ever.

    Also? Id advise against the boa.

  8. BS says:

    Hey Peter,

    You’re cute.

    Wanna dance?

    I’ll be right back.

  9. Amanda says:

    Go out with some poor-ass unsigned guitar player who’s just going to make me pay for all our drinks?!

    I think not.

  10. Wanderusting says:

    Dating sounds complicated.

  11. JenBun says:

    I like your blatant use of “Fuck that noise.”

    And I don’t know whether you meant you would wear a feather boa or a boa constrictor, but I’m having a good time imagining you in both… ;)

  12. Des says:

    This is hilarious dude.

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