Have some self-respect, man!
She dumped you. She dumped you for HIM. That Aussie surfer bastard. Blaine? What kind of name is that?
Still, you have to get over it.
But why forgive her? Now that she’s not popular anymore, she thinks she can get you to come running back? Screw her, man!
If I was you, I’d be calling Simone. She’s 256 shades of hot.
Just saying, is all…