Everybody in The ACN’s class has to bring in five items tomorrow that represent who they are. The items are to be placed in a paper bag. (Presumably the teacher will pull out each item to show the class.)
These are The ACN’s items:
– picture of The Monkey (no doubt posing sillily.)
– nail polish (She LOVES having her toe nails painted.)
– wooden purse (her other grandmother just brought it home to her from the Dominican)
– Pink (Not the spiky-haired pop singer of the same name, but The ACN’s stuffed animal. Pink is a puppy. And he is actually blue. His first name was, in fact, “Blue.” Not sure why she changed it… Pink/Blue/Orange was brought into the family a few years ago when The ACN had her first surgery on her legs. Pink spent the entire time in The ACN’s hospital bed. The nurses even gave Pink his own hospital bracelet, which is still on his front paw.)
– a picture of Unc!!
When I was told of my inclusion, I said, “You’re not going to tell the kids in your class that Unc is a pain in the butt, are you?”