Don't you know I'm looocoooooo?

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9 Responses

  1. Jay says:

    Wow. The drama, the romance, the angst, and of course, the shitting on a bed. This tale had better be included in your autobiography.

  2. Ashley says:

    while this did take me half my work day to read, i enjoyed it immensely. a true work of literary genuius. :)

  3. mist1 says:

    Please, give more description of the offending crap. I need detail.

  4. Mik says:

    Well worth the long read. Not sure about the shitting on the bed.

  5. Mood Indigo says:

    I would like to respectfully request no more details on the shitting on the bed. But this was a hell of a read!

    Also, props for respecting this girl. I have been “that girl” (who to this day still hasn’t had a one night stand!) and it’s more or less because of a few chivalrous guys who understood that as much as I may have wanted to be at that moment, I’m not that kind of girl, either.

  6. Rachel says:

    hehe, that was a long ass story but i loved it! xxx

  7. Eve says:

    Hmm. I’m not exactly sure how you ended up blaming the girl for the guy shitting in the bed, but…

    And props to you for turning her down.

  8. kelsi says:

    fucking excellent. all of it. now i wish i was nineteen again.
    oh, no, not really.
    but maybe that drunk. that’d be awesome.

  9. Cait says:

    I really love that you respected her, while on the other hand I was a little put off by you grabbing a condom expecting a one-nighter. Where’s the romance?

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