Don't You Forget About Me…

You may also like...

No Responses

  1. Kukka-Maria says:

    “…the double threat of small AND limp.” (Snicker)

    “…better luck trying to push a piece of string into me.” (Have I dated this guy before?)

    “You weren’t hit with an ugly stick, you were hammered with a fugly A-bomb.” (Oh shit…I have.)

    Peter…don’t look at my ass as I walk away. It’s like Jennifer Aniston’s in 1996–except a little bit more hair and a lot more tail.

  2. James Cooper says:

    I hate it when that happens. I just hate it when that happens…

  3. sara says:

    “You weren’t hit with an ugly stick, you were hammered with a fugly A-bomb.”

    I plan on using that. A lot.

  4. Cazzie!!! says:

    Maple Pecan Danish Indeed!! I wish I could have one right now, but I don’t think they have them here in Australia..do they? Hmm.
    Great story, the case of the mistaken identity hey, I love it :)

  5. Peter says:

    k-m: I am going to ignore an Aniston butt cracks. (Oh yeah, I said it.)

    james: You and me both.

    sara: Feel free. I’ll expect royalty checks in the mail.

    cazzie!!: Welcome! Do they have Tim Hortonseses in Australia?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *