Dig deeper, Milo!

[Pete note: The ACN will be arriving today for a ten day visit. Whooooo! She was so excited to pack her suitcase, when she got home from school yesterday, that she refused to take off her jacket before she and her mommy were done. So, for the next week and a half I may be posting less frequently, and my posts may be more ACN-centric. Though maybe you won’t notice a difference at all.]

Last night on “24,” Milo intercepted fragments of an e-mail exchange between big baddies Fayed and Gredenko. That concept amused me. And, being me, I wondered what portions of the e-mail exchange were lost. Here is my best guess at what the originals may have looked like:

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To: Fayed (ihateyanks@gmail.com)
Fr: Gredenko (wedontalldrinkvodka@yahoo.com)

What is the hold up? And why do I see a mushroom cloud out my window?

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To: Gredenko (wedontalldrinkvodka@yahoo.com)
Fr: Fayed (ihateyanks@gmail.com)

CTU was closing in, we had no choice but to detonate one of the suitcase nuclear you-know-whats.

And if you don’t stop sending me e-mail forwards that claim something cool will appear on my screen if I forward them to ten people, the streets will run red with your blood.

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To: Fayed (ihateyanks@gmail.com)
Fr: Gredenko (wedontalldrinkvodka@yahoo.com)

Just how much blood do you think I have in me, tough guy?

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To: Gredenko (wedontalldrinkvodka@yahoo.com)
Fr: Fayed (ihateyanks@gmail.com)

Whatever, dude.

So Darren McCarthy found us another engineer to arm the nukes.

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To: Fayed (ihateyanks@gmail.com)
Fr: Gredenko (wedontalldrinkvodka@yahoo.com)

Because you blew up the last engineer?

Who do you think Justin Timberlake should chose: Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johannsen?

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To: Gredenko (wedontalldrinkvodka@yahoo.com)
Fr: Fayed (ihateyanks@gmail.com)

Jessica Biel. No question

The new engineer is en route.

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To: Fayed (ihateyanks@gmail.com)
Fr: Gredenko (wedontalldrinkvodka@yahoo.com)

Biel? Are you insane?

Just get those nukes ready to go.

I am so dropping you out of my MySpace top 8.

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  1. Janet says:

    The last line was my favorite. And it makes me want to read the old telegraphs of those involved of the atomic boom.

    (yeah, that new show with Joan Crawford… she’s changed man,

  2. The Stormin Mormon says:

    LOL, I would choose Biel too.

    As for the M*S*ace, that’s how people are these days. I witnessed a couple fighting today in the grocery store because apparently the guy’s ex was in his Top 8… I’m not saying I have an opinion either way, just that I find that to be hilarious.

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